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Handsome Bill

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.
Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.
by ThaRu October 1, 2012
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Bill

Bill is a guy that represents a tendency to exhibit extremes in terms of material success. He's either possessing a great deal of good fortune or none at all. He is birthright to rule an enterprise – that is, if he is up to the challenge. Balance and power are the two words that describe him.

When people hear the name Bill, they perceive he as someone who is strong and powerful. The raw power he radiate to others makes he look confident and intimidating at the same time. It requires some convincing before he join a worthy cause. He tend to be egocentric. Sometimes people think he's wealthy, even if he's not.
Bill make me feel like i have a million bucks. He's very kind and special when i first meet him in my life, i'm very lucky to have him.
by miamor1234 November 23, 2021
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Bill Kaulitz

He's a hot German emo guy but now he is a blonde guy and tbh he's hotter as a blonde but also hot when he had black hair and I wanna marry him (bill if you see this hmu ur so hot) and I hate the other definitions on here for his name because why are y'all so homophobic... I will literally fight all of you!
"Bill Kaulitz is so hot and he should date me!
by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024
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Bill

100$ bill
Man my strap cost like 8 bills
by Slim… February 26, 2022
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Bill

A guy that lives in the suburbs. He constantly is having barbecues and drinking out on his yard. The whole neighborhood knows him, and he doesn't care if you just walk in his front door.
"I'll be at Bill's."
"He making ribs or steak."
"Steak today!"
"Alright, be over soon"
by boldEqualFunny May 13, 2020
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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
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Bill

Bills are very shy they like to watch sports like basket ball or football they love fast food and tend to be on the shorter and quieter end of the friend group. They will always like a girl they will just never know how to talk to her and will most likely end up embarrassing them selves.
Jack: hey bill how’s it going

Bill: good
by I’m Carl October 15, 2020
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