by LoserLeave September 29, 2020
Get the Texas Turn-Around mug.A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
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Get the Texas Tea Bag mug.A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 9, 2005
Get the texas belt buckle mug.Part of the expression: "Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas." TRANSLATION: Mexican flag, Texas license plates
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.
Hey..how come Pedro didn't sign up for selective service yet ?...look, Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas. That explains it.
by ruso September 11, 2005
Get the Placas de Texas mug."Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.
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