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dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!
by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022
mugGet the dicknut surprisemug.

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.
I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.
by Crack Jacky September 2, 2009
mugGet the Nicaraguan Sibling Surprisemug.
this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
by ologs July 21, 2019
mugGet the choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!mug.

Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
mugGet the Surprise Bushmug.

Puppersnoot Surprise

When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 20, 2024
mugGet the Puppersnoot Surprisemug.

TacoHell Surprise Box

Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise
I took my girl to Taco Bell and gave her the tacohell surprise box and it came out red
by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019
mugGet the TacoHell Surprise Boxmug.

Bangkok Surprise

You’re on a date with a gorgeous woman, and you don’t see an Adam’s Apple. You get back to her place, reach under her skirt, and discover the two of you have three things in common…

The name comes from the honey traps set in Bangkok, Thailand, by a segment of transsexuals known as Thai Ladyboys. These moments of dawning comprehension are often quickly followed by extortion demands made by the “girl”.
Mike: “hey man, you’re not going to believe this! That girl Jeff took to the motel, was a total Bangkok Surprise! ROFLMFAO!
by Dog of Mystery April 8, 2023
mugGet the Bangkok Surprisemug.

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