Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.

Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

State-backed

Although having nothing to do with literal state back funding, this term is used to describe something that gives off strong vibes of state actors.

Did you see Trumps last tweet?
Yeah, state-backed at best.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Washington state

It's the Alabama of the north west so to speak.

Hey have you ever been to Washington?

D.C. ?

No you idiot Washington state

Oh yeah it's more of a red state than thought to be.

by The sonnyer June 12, 2018

Douchonic State

The constant state of being a douche.

Man, Fred has been in such a douchonic state this past week!

by General Douchington January 26, 2011

Ohio state

The best college and state in the universe and they have a great football team everybody goes there because FUCK MICHIGAN

Everyone goes to Ohio State because fuck Michigan!

by Fuck Michigan November 23, 2021

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden

United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025