The Spongebob

When your girl is moaning and you put you hand around her throat and shake up and down, recreating Spongebob’s laugh

Yo, I was giving it to her raw, she asked me to choke her but I gave her the SpongeBob!

by Anonymous151405 January 14, 2026

West Coast Dope Slinger

A person from the West coast who deals dope in the smaller, more rural areas in the East.

"I'll call up my friend Jeff from California to find some dope, he's the biggest West Coast Dope Slinger."

by Michael Annthony June 24, 2008

Jesus Christ Sponge

Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.

It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!

by JellysWalkinOnAir December 30, 2009

Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?

by TheFlameX March 25, 2010

Levi Spencers slong

a penis so small you need the hubble space telescope to see it

hey guys ive got a hard on

wait i can't see it

Levi Spencers SLONG!!!!!

by rclevi November 29, 2010

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Sense of slowgency

The opposite of sense of urgency. To be routinely late for something.

Jim: Dan is late for our 10:00 meeting. This is the 15th meeting this month he's been late for.

Pete: Dan constantly exemplifies a sense of slowgency.

by Danijo2984 November 26, 2013