Crusty Musty Dusty Rusty

Someone who has never touched soap, doesn't know what a toothbrush is, and is usually a discord/reddit mod, or a snowflake keyboard warrior on twitter.

Get your crusty musty dusty rusty hands off me!

by Light Yagami aka Kira June 20, 2023

Rusty Roads

Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....

10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."

by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Rusty Coin Purse

To perform oral sex on a women when she is on her period.

Aye yo Bitch! May I use your Rusty Coin Purse?

by PussyAssFiend January 24, 2010

rusty swordfish

fucking a chick in the ass until u get poopy dick and then stick it in her vag :-)

Johny gave that skank a rusty swordfish last night, and now she's got ecoli-of-the-vag.

by squintsbichniggamothafuckas September 7, 2010

rusty steve

This is a ice cream snikers bar inserted in the butt. And eaten before it melts.

Gloria let me eat the rusty steve last night!!!!!!

by cog rod July 22, 2010

Rusty Screw

The act of having anal intercourse without prior cleansing of the colon, followed by immediate insertion without cleaning into the vagina of a woman

1. That rusty screw gave me a yeast infection.
2. My bitch was giving me lip last night so I rusty screwed her.

by Panzer23 April 26, 2011

Rusty nail

A homeless mans penis

A homeless dude is beating his meat on the side of the road and the little girl said hey daddy what is that and he sayed of sweaty that is a rusty nail

by Omg I just had a shit break January 21, 2016