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Elden Ring

The fallen leaves tell a story....
The great Elden Ring was shattered. In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between. Now, Queen Marika the Eternal is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Black Knives, Godwyn the Golden was first to perish. Soon, Marika’s offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering. A war from which no lord arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will.

Arise now, ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, chieftan of the badlands.

The ever-brilliant Goldmask.

Fia, the Deathbed Companion.

The loathsome Dung Eater.

And Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing.

.....And one other. Whom grace would again bless.

A Tarnished of no renown. Cross the fog, to the Lands Between. to stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Elden Lord.
New gesture The Ring.

Who is that one red haired girl with a gold sword and arm from that one game?
Elden ring ptsd intensifies
by MelloTyPe May 31, 2024
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Ring ding meditation

When you take ten deep breaths in and out. You then stand up and someone farts when you take your first normal breath.
Damn Stanley you gave you gave me one ring ding meditation
by FreakKnockKnee.com June 4, 2018
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red ring of deth

turtwig NS:i just got a xbox

iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?

turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth

iHasModmanHD: omg mee too

i <3 my xbox bitch!
by iHasModmanHD November 22, 2011
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ring deep

After marriage the act of inserting the grooms finger ring deep into the brides anus.
Jimmy prepped Ann for the nights fun by going ring deep first.
by OneWheelWonder March 22, 2016
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Peach Ring

by anonymous March 23, 2022
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Bull Ringing

The act of fucking someone's nose where your penis enters one nostril and comes out of the other.
"Dude I fucked this girls nose and my penis came out the other nostril!"
"You mean bull ringing."
by EdgySexLord September 5, 2017
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ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.
So is this is aring kiss” or a “good bye”?
by paconaranjo January 7, 2018
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