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Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.
Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"
by The Mad Machine June 3, 2017
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just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much
lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro
by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024
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Put ‘em in Neutral

The act of putting 4 Benadryls in one’s energy drink, thus canceling out the effects.
Ivan: “Felipe did you go to the part last night?”

Felipe: “Yeah I went with Gavin.”

Ivan: “Did y’all see Jackson?”

Felipe: “Yeah, Jackson was acting hella crazy last night, I had to put ‘em in neutral .”
by Deamly June 7, 2024
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put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.
by Roofus5% June 27, 2016
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put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.
John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.
by ibfrench August 26, 2009
mugGet the put that in your favorite fontmug.

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.
bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”
by ghxstz February 12, 2023
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