footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010

litski potatoes

a word so godly that its perfect to use in any conversation. mostly known for describing a hype and or lit function, its versatility is so unique that anyone can express it their own way.

*gets paid*
just got paid .. LITSKI POTATOES !!

*stubs toe*
FUCK BRO, that shit hurtski potatoes

*ugly thot slides in your DMs*
lmao my G, you must exit my DMs rn you so grosski potatoes i might throw upski potatoes

by BillyB InTheCut August 31, 2016

mashed potato pussy

When a white girl shaves her pussy and there is still blank ingrown hairs.

"Dude she's got that mashed potato pussy."

by dangercatxo August 16, 2017

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019