Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.

It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.

Post Malone by Audiblethought June 12, 2019

post-swat "seeing red" 

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

post-swat "seeing red" by QuacksO June 28, 2019

post nd dip 

To go on someone elses account to post on there story, then log out.

Girl 1: wanna post nd dip on each other's accounts?
Girl 2: fashoo why not

post nd dip by thewickertwinz July 17, 2019

Post humorously 

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

Post humorously by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019

post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

post-fun by Content-ment411 October 25, 2019

Post-nutal depression 

The existential crisis that occurs after nutting

Friend 1: I just jerked off and now I’m sad
Friend 2: bro I think you’re suffering from post-nutal depression

Post-nutal depression by ThePropertyBrothers November 3, 2019

Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes

Babe”post me”
Me: stop playing around

Post me by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019