Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.
by retrohgmr March 3, 2010
Get the Beer phonesmug. The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.
I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.
by Dazymoose February 10, 2010
Get the Phone Fidgetmug. John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
Get the John Phonemug. When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
Get the Phone-Blowiemug. Phone bots are total assholes who tell you to press every button on your phone over one hundred times and play annoying ass music in your ear for hours and hours and hours "trying" to "connect you to a live speaker". Instead of connecting you to someone, they drop your ass and hang up after you sat in your chair going through the pain saking hours you just had to deal with, with the phone bot.
This phone bot has played this stupid song twenty times already, when the fuck are they going to pick up the fucking phone????
by BestBuyGuy October 25, 2014
Get the Phone Botmug. Having casually having sex or sexual acrivity while having conversation to or with someone over the phone. The other person is not aware of the sexual activity on the other line.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
by Eruditelord July 21, 2025
Get the Phone sexmug. Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEIN: why did you look this up
by EPIK SIGMA SKIBIDI GAMER May 2, 2025
Get the Skibidi caseoh dekubopdumnem a friggin packet yo has put the phone down rizz Kai baby gronk cuh dey boad 8 ball of coke fire in the hole sprunki phase 1000 livy dunn oi oi oi john pork mango mango duke dennis betamaxxing FEINmug.