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Bored of Peace

n. Humorously non-prestigious assemblage of despotic leaders of third-rate countries desperate to get on the good side of an even more despotic leader of a second-rate country.
Entry to the Golden Treehouse of Peace requires payment of a bazillion dollars to the World Saviour For a Thousand Lives and a pinky swear to always be faithful, not like those Canuck bumsters. The Bored of Peace plans to not only replace the United Nations, but will replace Fifa, and take over Vatican City so as to play the World Cup matches inside St. Peter's Basilica.

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I hear that Albania, Andorra and the USA are the only nations entered to compete for the Bored of Peace Newworld Order Championship. All three will get Gold Cups to appease the Supreme PresiPopeForLife.
by gnostic3 January 23, 2026
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The Fortress of Peace Prayer

This is a prayer for our home to be quiet, safe, and happy.

Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.

La’alam. Amen. Amen.
The Seal: My home is a sanctuary of focus and light; so it is written, so it is done.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
by APTM January 27, 2026
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The Religion of Peace

"The Religion of Peace" is a phrase that gained notoriety in the early 2000's after United States President George W. Bush used it following the 9/11 Attacks.

Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.
"Did you hear about the attack?"
"No I didn't. The Religion of Peace at it again?"
by OhioStateHater June 23, 2025
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Crip In Peace

"Crip In Peace" is a play on the phrase "Rest In Peace (RIP)", but specifically tied to the Crips, a well-known street gang originating in Los Angeles.
He's crip in peace, cuh. Pay some respect.
by oscarjezz September 20, 2025
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Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kamal Reyes Is Obito Uchiha (Rest In Peace).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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