1. A brainwashing device that keeps gen z powered
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
2. The thing your dad is always on but he won’t get you one “because he doesn’t want YOU to get addicted”
Kid: dad? Can I get a phone soon?
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
Dad: …….
Kid: dad
Dad: raises his eyebrows at PHONE
Kid: dad…. DAD
Dad: wait who are you
by Your mom and me #6913 May 28, 2023
by shatisthat July 06, 2021
A phone is a kind of screen invented by Alexander Graham Belll in the 1800s. Some people can't go for 5 minutes without their phones, and i know 2 of these kinds of people. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
by Hiyosworld December 16, 2023
Something that takes up your mind and makes you into a zombie that you never want to stop fucking playing with it so QUIT PLAYING WITH IT IT'S BULLSHIT
by Ugh, I hate it all December 03, 2019
A piece of plastic with glass created by either a robot or fruit. it displays many things, such as wieners.
by Extreme humanoid object May 20, 2020
by cinderblock wall October 04, 2023