Penis m&m’s

When a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom

“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”

by Nicholas Oaks May 2, 2018

Penis Rod

A "Penis Rod" is usually a male who is a constant irritation of sorts. This term can be applied to anyone that has a severe problem with being a consistant annoyance.

Penis Rod's vary in ( how big a dick they can be. )

The combination of Penis & Rod is relevant in that Penis being a Prick & Rod being a dickheaded name go together , therefore immediatley multiplying the amount of how annoying a Dickhead really is !!!!!!!

(While playing Halo 2) Those Elite alien bastards are being complete Penis Rod's throwing all those grenades !!!!!!!!

or: Dude your boss is an F'ing Penis Rod !!!!!!!

by Jimmny Crickett September 26, 2006

penis cake

A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.

When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.

"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.

by NRE February 1, 2008

Penis Curtain

A derogatory word for a foreskin

1."that guy is a proper idiot"
"yeah, a proper penis curtain"

2."you can tell he's Jewish, he's missing a penis curtain"

by John Paul Remey July 20, 2010

Penis Size

The size, length and girth, of a man’s reproductive organ. The most recent study conducted by urologists showed that average penis size is 5.2 inches.

He used a tape measure to see what his penis size was.

by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019

penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.

Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.

by Phallophile December 30, 2008

Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".

Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.

by eleven April 27, 2003