Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

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Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint January 1, 2012

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Penis Dust

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they make penis dust. Penis dust can be bought and sold to two mummies if they do not have access to a penis.

Hey Sienna! Want some penis dust?!

by penisdust July 25, 2019

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Penis pusher

A term used to call someone who inverts their soft penis by pushing the tip inwards further inverting the shaft, visibly showing nothing but the testicles. (Most common use is in gaming)

*died in a video game*
Me: “That dude that just killed me honestly has such a small peen, definitely a penis pusher.”

by JuicyJoey July 8, 2020

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Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.

8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!

by SB September 13, 2004

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