Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Penis Pocket

A convenient place to store your penis

I used my girlfriend's penis pocket last night

by cccooo1234 September 26, 2018

Penis Dust

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, they make penis dust. Penis dust can be bought and sold to two mummies if they do not have access to a penis.

Hey Sienna! Want some penis dust?!

by penisdust July 25, 2019

Nigga penis

An informal greeting

"Ayyyyyyyyy nigga penis!"

by Slangslammer9000 September 17, 2019

penis panic

When a man discovers that his significant other is not a cis woman, but a transgender woman with male genitalia. This usually results in the subject suffering from blackouts or violent behavior towards the transgendered individual.

"I was tryna move towards third base and before I knew it I'm in full penis panic mode."

by happygolucky6969 September 1, 2019

super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 21, 2017

social penis

when a girl always hangs out with guys to the point that she is treated as one of the guys. a girl with a social penis will be 'one of the guys' when in a group, but is still considered fuckable material when hanging out with just one guy. she's the type of girl who's cool with crude humour and sexist comments and isn't afraid to add to the conversation.

that girl is always out with the guys. she has such a social penis.
the girl acts like such a guy. she has a social penis.

by twister no.2 June 8, 2012