minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021

Whale in a mud puddle

People that are so big that they shouldn't be swimming. Especially in a tiny lake!

Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!

by Peanut77 December 11, 2011

Louisiana Mud Bath

While having sex, You shit into or on a girls vagina and you then shove the shit down her vagina with your penis.

Bro I just gave that girl a Louisiana Mud Bath and now my dick is covered head to balls in shit.

by Link6456 July 31, 2016

Mississippi Mud Hug

This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.

I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.

by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019

Montana Mud Rocket

It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket

"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"

by 406 Weird Man March 27, 2023

Louisiana Mud Puff

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.

I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.

by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022

Louisiana mud mask

When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face

Im sure Mark was surprised when Stacy gave him a good old fashioned Louisiana Mud Mask

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019