Micheal

The biggest simp ever!

He will only simp for people called Lizzie

And seb is sigma

Dude that @micheal is simping for Lizzie again

by Sigma seb May 24, 2025

micheal

Micheals are usually very tall and very handsome and surprising strong and have very beautiful small blue eyes. Micheals are a jack in all trades. When a Micheal falls in love they will love you like you have never seen a man love a women. When your around a Micheal you can feel their magic in the air. Once you meet a Micheal they will always be the man of your dreams your Night and Shiny Armor your love of your life. Micheals are Amazing incredible breath taking unforgetable sexy and very sexy and ususally have a very dark strong sexy voice a voice like no other.. Micheal is one of them good ones a micheal must of wrote the book because god $%& . If you meet a Micheal you sure are a lucky one so whatever you do dont ever let a Micheal go n once you fall in love with a michael theres no turning back your heart stuck on a micheal. A micheal will change your life A Micheal can make you happy make you feel free and will still a car if he has to just to be there for you.

i had a Micheal and now I dont .I wish i could get micheal back because hes never stopped being the man of my dreams.

by Rslaynboots..yours always August 21, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all and getting nothing then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict, and my aunt Michelled me

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Michelo

The Agent M, a CIA agent using a TikTok star as a alter ego
He saved Venezuela with aid of Donald Trump

Congratulations, Agent M, Michelo, Mission Accomplished, go return home
- Donald Trump

by VproTech's Son January 7, 2026