Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.

Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?

by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.

You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest…

by Logan hugil March 21, 2025

Mike

"Basic"

Mike is just sooo basic

by Christina the great January 1, 2019

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022