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by ana_g April 24, 2022
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Get the Matthew mug.A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
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Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
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