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Matthew Gierut

One of the most beautiful humans to ever grace this planet with their presence. If you ever find a man with this exact name, hold onto him for dear life, because he will treat you like the queen that you are. He has this set of large, gorgeous brown eyes that will immediately make you melt, and this heart of gold that never rusts. On top of that, his looks are everything you could ever ask for in a man and he's just the sweetest human. He has an amazing personality, and can be seen as weird to the average joe, but is very special to one woman. Never give up on a Matthew Gierut, because he'll never give up on you. He'll stay by your side for as long as you exist because when he falls in love, he doesn't quit. A truly remarkable fella'.
I'm so glad I'm Matthew Gierut's, he's one of a kind.

Matthew Gierut is my favorite human, and that's why he's my human!
by alalipop October 1, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew (AKA Matty Ice) is athletic AF and loves to fuck wit this girl... and has been. SSHHHH
his instagram is @mkloecknerjr
Matthew likes to be himself
by kalmista April 2, 2019
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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
by :D)) April 6, 2022
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Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
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Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.
Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*
by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023
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Matthew

SEXY ASS MAN

He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
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Saint Matthew

A guy who likes to spit on females backs an make it seem like he has cum
I have just saint Matthew you
by Zekekez April 22, 2022
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