Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.

"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."

by Onionhead01 July 14, 2024

Keep his mouth shut

not say anything, especially not reveal a secret.

"would he keep his mouth shut under interrogation?"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

keeping you big as hell

it's literally what it means. this word is usually used to keep others from giving opinions / stop them from yapping.

such examples are:

consuming burgers daily keeping you big as hell
sex without condoms are keeping you big as hell dude

by Stupid Imbecile February 25, 2024

keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together

1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."

by Usul March 8, 2024

Keebs

usually a nickname for a sick cunt, slays pussy, a guy who everyone knows as “fuck he’s a righteous bloke” usually pretty good at everything too

“Oi do you know Keebs?”
“Yes mate, everyone knows that cunt”

by androiduser7382 March 18, 2024

keeping the powder dry

To be calm and ready for a possible problem in the future.

They don't know how the election will turn out, so for now they're just keeping the powder dry.

by Borat91 March 18, 2024