july 4th

July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day

Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow

by Garfield_Lover July 4, 2023

July 17

National send your gf a shirtless pic

Kyle:what day is it
John: July 17
Kyle:I need to send a shirtless pic to my girlfriend

by Bryce Clark Jones July 17, 2025

July 12th

The birthday of a sexy Girl joking
YOUR FUCKING UGLY

And fatherless

Today is international you’re ugly and fatherless day another year celebrating your age and still being fatherless woohoo it’s the july 12th

by Dizzy_Jxss September 25, 2022

July 7 2007

If you born on this day Three sevens you are the king of the seven and are extremely Lucky

Person: that person was born on July 7 2007
Another Person: Damn he is the king of the seven

by Fact Or Damn Cap June 6, 2022

July 5th

National argue with your girlfriend/boyfriend day

its july 5th babe i wanna argue with you for no reason because its july 5th.

by FBGMtime July 6, 2021

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 6

National booty pic day

Oh shit!
N:what

?:it's July 6 I'm gonna ask for a booty pic

by Angel❤️ July 5, 2023