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minnesota mud monkey

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth
bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
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peruvian mud coffee

When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
Had a peruvian mud coffee with that girl from Friday night
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
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Montana Mud Rocket

It's when one has their significant other drink/eat laxatives, and perform anal sex until you feel the pressure, then when you do pull out fast and move. That is how you do the Montana Mud Rocket
"Dude Sally and I performed the Montana Mud Rocket"
"Bro that's gross"
by 406 Weird Man March 27, 2023
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Greasy mud boot

The act of pouring olive oil into a person’s anus and then quickly inserting your foot as far in there as you can.
Karen: “Last night Jon gave me a greasy mud boot. It was amazing
Jen: “I wish my man would do that”
by Middle aged middle white male November 14, 2020
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Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.
We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt
by Evilives November 23, 2014
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Louisiana Mud Puff

While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
I took home this hipster chick last night and gave her the old Louisiana mud puff.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
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glass mud table

A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
Hey babe I've gota go, let's do the glass mud table
by supernut2000 June 22, 2016
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