A glass mud table is a foreplay action upon which one person sits above a glass table, while the other lays underneath it watches the other defecate on the clear surface above them resulting in sexual arousal
by supernut2000 April 06, 2016
by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021
This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.
by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019
While having sex doggy style with millennial who vapes. You take their vape, take a pull, spread their butt cheeks and blow the vape into the anus. Then, inserting your penis into the anus and with each thrust, the vape poofs out.
by Mr tinkle June 18, 2022
Look how much space she is taking up, there is hardly any room to swim, she is such a whale in a mud puddle!
by Peanut77 June 13, 2011
When a girl/guy is sitting on your face then proceeds to let the diarrhea buildup unleash upon your face
by Son of a gimp December 21, 2019
When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 11, 2014