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clingy-bitch

A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.

Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.
Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.

Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.

"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"

"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."
by JohnR. May 26, 2008
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Bitched Over

When you get fooled, hurt, or otherwise had a negative experience with a bitch.

Like being fucked over, but by a bitch.
"Hey man, you remember that girl who was so great, in the end I got bitched over."
by Goofry July 1, 2009
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Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.
"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."
by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009
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Bitch Bump

The act of quickly ignoring an incoming phone call and sending them directly to voicemail. Usually done to a person thats calls multiple times a day.
John: Man, Steve wont stop blowing up my phone. When will he get that I dont need to talk to him 4 times a day.

Jason: What is he, your girlfriend? Bitch Bump his ass to voicemail a few times and he'll get the point that you dont want to talk to him.
by JB Smoooove July 20, 2009
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Bitch Network

When you tell someone a secret, there is most likely two people that they will tell that secret to.

then that person has two people, then that person has two more people, and so on.

repeat the process until the entire town knows your secret. usually performed by bitches, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey, dude did you hear that your girlfriend cheated on you?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: How do you know?
Guy 2: Through the Bitch Network.
by The Young Enigma September 4, 2009
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Gardenfresh Bitch

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
by Gazzellis November 14, 2009
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Thumbnail bitch

When your "Lurking" on facebook and you believe to have spotted an attractive female through a thumbnail picture, so you decide to click on the thumbnail only to find out its a nappy hoe that resembles one of the Hanson brothers.
Jake: "WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, is that bitch sexy??"

*click*

Jake: "Eww.. WTF.. is Hanson in town...what a Thumbnail bitch? "
by bigdaddymitch0745 November 18, 2009
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