How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

how is this not

Gay slang for being romantically involved with someone you are arguing with. Tells other gay people in a gc without outright saying it to straights.

Person A: This isnt something
Person B: How is this not?

by collinchode April 30, 2022

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

haha blue text

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

by hen in a pumpkin September 18, 2021

how to be as cool as dylan

you can’t be. she a whole new level of cool, nobody but dylan can relate. we stam a queen of cool.

How to be as cool as dylan? Nah man, you can’t. She’s dylan.

by totallynotnic June 29, 2018

how

how did you do that

how pls teach me

by hiimtowstrr September 6, 2021

How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

How Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.

Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her

by rammicam October 3, 2022