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Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
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Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.
Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't
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Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.
Evan likes maps
by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022
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EvanDarkSun

Hot sexy greek god made otu of gold fucking a sex god he can knock someone out with one blow with his 12incher he can fucking pistol whip but with his giant ass cock he is a ladys man he can do anything and i mean ANYTHING trust i would know on my momma i swear i put it on god 100% like my dogs pedneis
EvanDarkSun: Nigger|

The plagued one: Yes indeed pick it they shall pick 9it

Yerfs
by Yerfs June 12, 2022
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Evan

Evan is not ok.
by HEHE rawr June 20, 2022
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Evangelion

3 gay mental ill kids controlling robots
“Evangelion isn’t that anime that one show with that gay kid
by anonymous June 23, 2022
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Evan

A loud guy that thinks he is the shit and he is a piece of shit. He likes to take peoples things and run with them and likes YEE YEE
Evan is a dumb bitch
by Jahahahakakansnajakmzbxbs June 23, 2022
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