Douche Baggington

The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.

Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!

by BillHo June 2, 2011

DOUCHE SACK

A fanny pack worn around the waist, positioned in front rather behind.

"Look at that douche bag wearing that douche sack....it's so late '80s!"

by AfterMidnight April 21, 2009

douche donkey

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.

Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.

by nubman September 20, 2006

douche mcgroosie

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.

Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.

by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

douche juice

Its Worse then being a douche bag and even worse then being a douche nozzle

I hate that douche juice

Why does james have to be fucken douche juice

by MerCoots April 16, 2008

Douche Mitten

A Mitten used for douching, when the bag begins to get tiring.

"Stephanie switched to the Douche Mitten, when she realized the normal Douche Bag just wasn't cutting it."

by Munchy, Bitch March 17, 2009

Douche-Back

Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."

If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.

by carry-on August 2, 2008