door florange

The board on the top of the doorway

I hooked up my pullup bar to my door florange

by casper39 January 16, 2012

Door Monkey

A Door Monkey is a Door Lock and Pinch Guard used to clamp onto doors. It is a child safety product.

We need to get some Door Monkeys for our home to stop our toddler from getting into the rooms.
Bring the Door Monkey with you to grandmas house.

by Door Monkey Door Lock November 28, 2013

door snow

The snow that gets on your car seat and in your car, when you first open the car door after a snow fall. This term can also be applied to regular entry way doors.

I am going to brush the snow off the car before entering to avoid door snow.

by Petite Agneau January 10, 2014

DeLorean Lag

Extreme tiredness and other physical effects felt by a person after a trip across time. Comparable to "jet lag"; this term affects the travelers time arrival in the past/future as opposed to the time zone differential of jet lag.

3:00 PM November 1st, 1885:
Marty:"This is heavy...I'm so tired..."
Doc: "Martyyyy, how on earth could you be tired?"
Marty:"I have DeLorean lag. I left 1955 at 5:00PM and arrived here at 8:00AM"
Doc:"Great Scott!"

by FeFe Stink Pickle January 26, 2014

Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

dlorgve

The noise of an 80 year old woman being ball gagged by multiple anal beads which is being wielded by Carl from the walking dead.

The noise my grandma made sounded like Dlorgve.

by Stormy-Night June 19, 2016