Cold esack

When liv is dumb and doesn’t know what a cold esack is

WOAHHHHHHH look a cold esack

by I’m smarter March 4, 2020

Cold intentions

Manipulating someone to do what you want for your own selfish cause. For example, leading someone to think that you love them deeply but only wanting to use them for sex.

Jim: So y'all exclusive?

Tim: Nah, she thinks we are, but I just want to fuck.

Jim: Are you going to tell her?

Tim: Nah, it's better this way.

Jim: Aye, those are cold intentions.

by Cutiewiththehoodie June 13, 2020

Stealth Cold

All the debilitating inward signs of a cold - aches, pains, tiredness and brain fog - without the obvious symptoms of congestion and coughing. Still enough to lay you out for a couple of days, even though your immune system is doing its best to hide your weakness from predators.

I was off work for a chunk of last week with a stealth cold. Knocked me flat for a day or two but didn't really go anywhere. Annoying.

by SpeckledJim1917 April 16, 2014

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

Cold Palmer

When you put your hand in ice water so you can't feel it, then start jerkin the gherkin.

Man i gave myself a cold palmer last night and I swear it felt like someone else was doing it.

by Potato architect August 22, 2025

cold and hot tunnel

The caldecott tunnel in the east bay California - is a cold and hot transition between Lafayette area and Oakland

Bundle up we're headed to Oakland, but it's warm here in Antioch - yes, but remember we have to go thru the cold and hot tunnel and it will be cold on the other side.

by funtobewithLG October 27, 2022

Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024