Steal The Cake

A game in which two buddies in a social setting set out to steal the female half of an already established couple, unbeknownst to the male half of said couple. Usually resulting in an altercation.

Hey dude, see that couple over there, I dare you to "steal the cake"

by Oythatsbig June 6, 2021

turn cake

Marijuana edibles. Pot brownies. Weed cookies. This term encompasses any baked good that'll get you high. Derived from the term "turn up", with "cake" representing any baked good acting as a 420 vessel.

She had a turn cake an hour ago, she's gonna be sooooooo high.

by swagbae January 26, 2015

Claye's Cake

The biggest, juiciest, thickest, most scrumdiddlyumptious cake known to man. Actually, "Claye's Cake" is so large that it possesses it's own gravitational pull.

Guy 1: DAMN, I lost my balance while walking behind that girl.
Guy 2: You've got to be more careful walking around Claye's Cake like that. You might get sucked in.

by Claye's Daddy August 8, 2020

job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

Swamp Cakes

The sexual act of eating the ingredients of a smore from the between the buttocks after they have melted due to body heat.

Yeah, on our camping trip my boyfriend fed me swamp cakes. It was hot.

by thejettison July 18, 2016

coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

Funnel cake

After taking a dump, the dumper then jerks off onto it. The white resembles the powdered sugar ontop of a funnel cake.

Billy woke up hungover and with blueballs. He took a shit first then took care of his pent up energy. After looking at his creation, he realized he was hungry for a funnel cake.

by Jogen2 July 27, 2023