by AlejandroTrafico67 April 3, 2025
Get the Broke Bust Assmug. A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Lust bustingmug. 
Making an erroneous claim that you’ve lost your job when in reality you got pussy whipped by a flight attendant.
After your football team loses...
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
How’d those Cowgirls do tonight?
Fuck y’all, I’m busting a Crash for the next 24 hours! Peas!
by kumoniwannalayu October 7, 2018
Get the busting a crashmug. by anonymous March 27, 2025
Get the Bout to bustmug. by The Trill Will September 5, 2016
Get the Busted the meanestmug. by BIg D NIg June 2, 2025
Get the busting on JJ facemug.