A random freshie: "BRO WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ME"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
Power 60 shattered katana azure flame: "Just parry block dodge mate"
by Shitposter69420 March 01, 2022
(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 07, 2010
The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.
by Colin from IC January 21, 2007
someone who is the only attractive person (specifically a girl) in your neighborhood or someone else's.
by ur dad's prostate April 16, 2019
A song consisting of only two phrases: "Back with another one of those block rockin’ beats" and "We're about ready to rock steady" created by a techno group called "Chemical Brothers."
Can also be used to describe beats (i.e. drum beat) that would make your entire Block Rock-out to.
Can also be used to describe beats (i.e. drum beat) that would make your entire Block Rock-out to.
by NOVAIII March 29, 2006
Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
by bigassyo August 25, 2014