Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

Beany Bean by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

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waist beads

Waist beads are deeply rooted in African tradition. It makes woman feel more feminine and sensual. It’s also used as a tool for weight management.

“Those waist beads are cute! Why are they so tight? “

“I’m trying to lose 10 lbs”

waist beads by Sebbie18767 June 29, 2020

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Killer Bean

An originally jelly bean, coffee bean created by the totally sane mind of Jeff Lew. Killer bean started out as a test film, then in 2009 Killer Bean forever was released as killer bean is sent on a mission which he is then betrayed by his employers. He has godly reaction times and is skilled with guns. He is also cocky

Yo Killer Bean killed that dude really easily

Killer Bean by Asshat 42736(liar November 6, 2020

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Baked Bean Day

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

Baked Bean Day by Doot Snek January 13, 2021

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