The act of using green apple splatters as lubricant during sexual intercourse while the female is on her period, then the giver has to lick it all up and then make out with the receiver.
Note: This can only be done with a midget.
Note: This can only be done with a midget.
by TAhoe JUnction January 11, 2012
by Frank Costanza August 15, 2011
A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)
Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.
Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.
Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low
by SHAM ON! February 23, 2008
by Cosmixmaster June 04, 2003
Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
To Masturbate, or have oral sex
1.wow, she just shined his apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple
2.Mark is shining his apple
3.My god do you always have to shine your apple
by BlackniteZ April 01, 2007
When a gang of men (6+) gather at the end of a room while a single women lies at the other end of the room. at the blow of a whistle, the men race to see who can get their entire scrotum in the mouth of women. chin and forehead shots equal immediate disqualification. the winner gets a healthy dose of poop on the chest.
Biggy and the gang gave Teresa the African Apple Bobbing of a lifetime. she suffered a concussion and 3 broken ribs!
by mmmmmttttt January 11, 2008