When someone is dressed terribly. e.g when overweight people wear clothes that are far too small they are a HAM
by dontyuhnoh October 24, 2010
by I don’t know heheh October 9, 2023
Home and masturbate
Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
by ColJack June 14, 2019