dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark

His wood was supper long and strong.

by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski

Spencer Wood is so nice

by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017

story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.

I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.

by JBulls88 November 12, 2017

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018