Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

glint waffle

a camping no scoping sniper on call of duty

you fucking glint waffle

by camboslice September 1, 2011

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them

Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream…
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

by TonyTroller69 June 27, 2025

Waffle Iron Dildo

The naiughtiest dildo on the the internet ever made

The dirtiest waffle iron dildo that slaps you around and makes you want to laugh while sucking it

by Hannahpetiudie July 30, 2021

Cunt Waffle

When "motherfucker" doesn't work cause mom and your daughter (son) fuck each other.

YOU CUNT WAFFLE ! STOP HARASSING YOUR MOM !

by Can i get some help ? March 12, 2018

Waffle

Heaven on earth.
If you hate waffles, what is wrong with you?!

Yo, what do you want for breakfast?
Waffles
Good choice

by tooMANYcarsNO January 28, 2021

Blue waffle

when papa smurf creams THE FUCK out of another smurf

papa smurf: I just gave grouchy a blue waffle.

by bonnie'slilbabybonbon January 28, 2022