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waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.
"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything
by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016
mugGet the waffle beatermug.

The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
mugGet the The Waffling Tomasmug.

Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!
"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"
by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025
mugGet the Waffle Toastmug.

Sissy Waffle

I don’t know some British cuss word or something”-Nick Corpus 2021
Man that guys such a sissy waffle dude!
by Noé January 3, 2021
mugGet the Sissy Wafflemug.

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.
Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.
by throwawayact October 31, 2010
mugGet the Peeling the wafflemug.

Blue waffles

How males troll their friends
Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck
by timerline April 14, 2022
mugGet the Blue wafflesmug.

Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.
I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.
by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011
mugGet the Fourth of July Wafflesmug.

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