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The Jordan blink is the expression on ones face that does not compare to no other. It is a perfect combination of shock, puzzled and dumbfounded that can only be expressed through a cold stare with 3 blinks. If you get the Jordan blink you should know you are hopeless....
"Trojan has a silent T" *Jordan Blink*
by LAb July 1, 2017
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Jax Jordan

That’s a funny lookin guy oh wait it’s Jax Jordan
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
Damn nigga you can never be like jordan
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan. Every Jordan is a dangerous guy. You need to be careful and stay on your guard. He is the type of man who will drive you crazy and awaken your most primitive instincts. You will feel desires that you have never felt before. You will feel your female reptilian brain in action. It's too late. It's something superhuman... much stronger than you... your entire being will turn upside down because he is capable of hypnotizing you with so much desire. I'm sweating while writing this. It's like you're trapped in a spell. You will feel angry. Because you've never wanted anyone like you'll want a Jordan. You will never be the same. Your brain and body chemistry will never be the same. Every Jordan that passes through your life will simply be the most irresistible guy you could ever meet. It's just the fate of every man named Jordan, and you can't escape it. You will never meet a man like him. And you'll want to win the game. But not every woman knows how to deal with a Jordan. You will need to have special skills. He has a very special and unique instrument. A giant, thick snake. Not just a snake... a whole anaconda. And to win him over, you'll need to develop your snake charming skills. Only then will you be able to conquer him and his giant snake. Your duty will be to know how to play the instrument well and dance in a mesmerizing way. This is the only way out, and then, he will be yours forever. And you will live a beautiful story together.
Did you see the size of his anaconda? Every jordan has an anaconda.
by laurasnakecharmer February 19, 2024
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shamar jordan cassonva

a hot black person who fat asf n i love w my heart
shamar jordan cassonva go eat ur chicken tenders and kool aid u lil black man!
by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the most sweetest girl you'll ever lay eyes on. She has a big heart and can be super clingy. She can get jealous if you don't give her the attention she's giving you. She has a freaky side but doesn't want to show it most the time. She can get super attached to any guy. She can act incredibly shy around guys, she also never wants to start drama and tries to make the best relationship with people she enjoys being around the most.
"Yooo whos that chick!? she so fine"
"oh thats jordan"
by yeaarmpits March 5, 2022
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