Lagos Syndrome

After an intense amount of enjoyment, the inability to return to school, work or any forms of a regular life

Temi: After detty December I couldn't even get out of bed

Sally: I think you've got Lagos syndrome

by inLoveWithTheKOKO January 2, 2020

Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Quirky syndrome

Feeling the need to be quirky at all Cost to the point where its a mental illness. Usually pleases boys with mommy issues.

She always mentions how artsy she is she has quirky syndrome

by Whitegay69 January 9, 2022

cornerstone syndrome

when you miss someone so much that you start thinking that you've seen them around, but really it were just a look-alike. severe cases of cornerstone syndrome would be to actually pretend that the look-alike was the person you missed.

sometimes if you missed a girl you might even shag their sister...

"i thought i saw her in the battleship, rusty hook AND the parrot's beak but they we're all just look-alikes"
"you must have cornerstone syndrome"

by morefuntomiss April 22, 2022

Siggen Syndrome

Mental state in which you blame everyone for everything that you do wrong, while playing videogames.

HERPIDYDERPITYDERP - Siggen Syndrome

by titobanditio April 29, 2012

Lilly Syndrome

Noun ~ A dilemma that involves the dating of two individuals in a relationship that is not only rushed but not based off of love

Hunter and Aubry are experiencing Lilly Syndrome by jumping into a relationship

by R0T3N Chaos1033 March 28, 2021

Cavman syndrome

Cavman syndrome is when the brain is significantly smaller then the rest of the body causing uncontrollable emotions trouble speaking normally thinking people are laughing at you when there not and seemingly being into aisians for a unknown reasons the cavmen tend to hang round in packs remember if it’s 6 or more it’s dangerous this is a problem that needs to have awerness spread

the cavman syndrome has been around for decades just only being discovered recently

by Bonker bingilton August 4, 2018