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Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.
by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011
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bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021
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bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
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Steakin the bacon

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"
by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017
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Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.
Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her
by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019
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bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created
"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*
by Renowo June 26, 2021
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Laying Bacon

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest
by Crumstealer September 18, 2025
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