Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.
I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.
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