stink ninja

A derogatory term used by women to describe sexual partners who have attempted anal intercourse without previously discussion.

Mary: I went out with paul last night (sigh)
Jane: Paul, you should have talked to me first. He's a stink ninja.
Mary: You got that right. I won't shit right for a week.

by Micro67 May 15, 2010

JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!

JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink

by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010

Ninja Driving

driving at night without one's lights on. sluts often use this when trying to sneak home.

"my parents are in bed, good thing I mastered ninja driving."

by freetogettfried March 17, 2010

Ninja Walk

Walking in a crouched position as if to hide an erection.

The other day I was ninja walking around the grocery store to make people think I had a hard on.

by zbishop May 19, 2010

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011

Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Ninja Creamy

When you stick it in it in the ass and cum before they noticed

I ninja creamy this bitch last night

by Ninja TM May 14, 2023