Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
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I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
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Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
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Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
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Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
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