Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
by Thats a yikes from me May 11, 2019
Get the texas aunt sallymug. Texas Tea Party: Filling a Texas girls mouth with Dr. Pepper, then you drop a mento in her mouth and dip your balls in the explosion.
by 0101101101 September 19, 2023
Get the Texas Tea Partymug. by mikegav October 18, 2008
Get the Texas Tea Bagmug. A texas belt buckle is when you have a boner, and you flip the boner upwards, pinning it between the waistline of your pants and your stomach. This way, the boner is not protruding outward from your pants, which could be potentially embarassing. A very effective method of boner suppression.
As I was walking down the hall and saw a hot babe I got a massive boner, but I quickly rocked a texas belt buckle, so as to hide the boner's evidence.
by joel March 9, 2005
Get the texas belt bucklemug. Part of the expression: "Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas." TRANSLATION: Mexican flag, Texas license plates
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.
Hey..how come Pedro didn't sign up for selective service yet ?...look, Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas. That explains it.
by ruso September 11, 2005
Get the Placas de Texasmug. "Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.
by arex poopy December 31, 2011
Get the Texas Krypton Massacremug. by RedBaron3412 May 31, 2021
Get the Texas Low Ridermug.