agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026

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Rocking The Tache

To rock one's tache involves percuring a false tache of the 'dirty' persuasion by way of resting a horizontally out stretched finger across the top lip.

Harriet is rocking the tache in our school photograph isn't she a funny so and so

by mydad'scat'sbrother'sgf. March 23, 2009

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Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

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give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.

She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it

by Greg-K May 19, 2022

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Te jumelan los tachines

Andalusian slang for "te huelen los pies". In English: "Your Feet Stink"

¡Niño joder, no te quites las zapatillas en el salón!. ¡Te jumelan los tachines!
Fuck Boy, don't take off your sneakers in the living room! Your feet stink!

by Paco Paco September 23, 2022

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