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Tankie Punk

A “punk” who may or may not go to shows, but doesn’t listen to the libertarian or anarchic messages of the bands they listen to. They believe the bands they listen to adhere somehow to their authoritarian hateful ideologies, but they are sorely mistaken. Usually you can catch them wearing ushankas with the Soviet star pinned on them, dirty tank tops, and camo military pants similar to Nazi Punk attire. They also have greasy long undyed hair, lots of zits on their faces, and are usually 13 years old or 18+ but with suspicious attractions to minors…
Scam: “Yo bro who was that kid trying to sing that stupid ass Russian anthem song in the mosh pit??”

Twister: “I dunno man, prolly jus some lame ass tankie punk.”

Scam: “Wow! What a fucking poser! Does he not know that Nazi Punks Fuck Off includes Red Fash???”
by lmaomeanlickmyassout July 29, 2022
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TankSxld

A guard that sucks at 2k. Screen abuser
That nigga TankSxld a bitch fr
by Jay2211 November 2, 2022
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TANKER

Person: TANKER is so hot
June: i know, now back off
by sleepyjune September 18, 2022
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Tankman

"This is WAR and in war people DIE, get ready to FIRE! No prom for you this year!"

-Tankman
by pickle1009 September 20, 2022
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Tanke

A mythical Bosnian creature related to the Karakondjula. Is known as a retard that has very bad sense of humor. talks thetalk but doesn't walk the walk
by Aleksandar Karadjordjevich September 23, 2022
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tanknor

It's French for tank, tanknor
by Yeah lil john September 23, 2022
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Tankie

A term for over-obsessed Thomas and Friends fans that don't even exist. Twitter users like to use this term for Rule 34.
Hey! You like Thomas? My man, you're a Tankie! Awesome!

...what???
by phonefucker97 December 13, 2022
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