Jesus Back

Jesus Back derives from a song recorded in 2011 named "Tupac Back" by recording rap-artists Meek Mill and Rick Ross from MMG (Maybach Music Group).

According to the Bible Jesus will return at the end of times to save all the good souls. As believed it's going down for a lot of people by then because no one surely knows wether they are going to heaven or not.

By saying "Jesus Back", you simple mean to say that "it is going down", "It's on" or Shit's is on". Pretty much things in that nature, the meaning of Jesus Back varies per sentence, you'll have to be sharp to catch what the person meant when he/she says the word. "Jesus Back" can be used in both a negative way and a positive way.
This word is also hashtaggable as #JesusBack
Example 1:
Girl: "I just wanted to tell you that I got Chlamydia and Herpes"
Guy: "Yo, Yo, Yo what you say? You better hope I ain't got that shit because if it's so it's Jesus Back on yo ass"
(Probably how the Rihanna and Chris Brown convo went down before he got the test results back)

Example 2
Guy #1: "Yo I just saw Ray Ray drunk as fuck yelling at a bunch of 5-0 and telling them they need to go cornhole they momma's....We need to go help him brotha!"
Guy #2: "Naw cuz Fuck that! Jesus Back! He's definitely gonna get Rodney King'ed now and I ain't getting my ass beat for no snitch. Let's move out before the coppers mistake us as his friends and busts some caps in ours asses like we're Sean Bell"

Girl #1: "Girl I just won 20 million dollars by playing lottery"
Girl #2: "Oh girl Jesus Back, Oh lord, Jeeeesuuuus Back!"
by BrotherQualit October 13, 2011
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purple jesus

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.
I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.
by DangerDave September 12, 2006
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Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
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Jesus tits

An exclamation of anger or more properly amazement. The emphasis is usually placed on the word 'tits'.
"Jesus TITS!", George exclaimed upon coming out of the strip bar and seeing his new convertable filled with quick setting concrete.
by azzaze1o December 12, 2003
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Black Jesus

Damn did you see Denzel in that last movie, mother fucker is the Black Jesus.
by Swiz Nasty May 05, 2006
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Jesus Christ

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009
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