Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

Guerilla snow shoveling

Shoveling snow in an unorthodox way by wearing minimal outerwear.

I'm about to go and do some guerilla snow shoveling in just boots, shorts, and a hoodie.

by DaHeIr February 26, 2010

Portuguese Snow Day

Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.

Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

Snowman without snow

Man without substance

He failed to keep his promise! He is a snowman without snow!

by Adrianator November 19, 2017

Frosty the snow Dick

When snow goes up your boxers and freezes your penis

Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.

by Bloody Lotus March 11, 2014

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 04, 2021