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Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.
Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her
by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020
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Sleep No More

Something severely underrated by a wider community.

Based on the 2015 Doctor Who episode of the same name.
Damn, that car is such a Sleep No More!
by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024
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having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.
sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.
by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022
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Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.
Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.
by I want sleep April 6, 2022
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Person: man, im so tired I could sleep right now!
Person 2: then sleep
by bubblingtea May 22, 2025
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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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