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whoopy-slap

when somebody fills their butthole full of air and slaps somebody with it and lets out a poot
No, a 3 is good, a 3 is like Mitchell Musso from Hannah Montana after he got, yknow.. whoopy-slapped by Jackson.
by Some bitch in Rhode Island April 24, 2011
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Hack and Slap

A physical product or electro-mechanical control system, usually made by an engineering person, or DIY addict, that involves hacking 1 or more official branded products, and slapping them together to create a new, mostly working product. The system or product can range from basic controls to complex monitoring systems, and can be a mix of software, circuits and 3D printed parts. Sometimes can be open source and available on Github.
Person 1: Did you see that Hack and Slap respiratory system on YouTube? It's just a bunch of drone parts running on a Arduino!

Person 2: Yeah that Hack n Slap shit barely works and is a long way from being FDA approved!

Person 3: True, but Hack Slaps are the very meaning of innovation and require no official approval for it's wacky existence.
by Werd-It-Yourself-Engineering November 8, 2023
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slap the jelly on it

To add something extra. Can be used positively or negatively.
She didn't just let me smash. She slapped the jelly on it with thewhipped cream and shit.

My mom trippin, I did all my chores then she gonna slap the jelly on it right before I head out.
by trill trifficult July 23, 2019
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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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Slapping The Clam

Another term for a female in the act of masturbation.
I came home from work and I caught my wife slapping the clam.
by Master Draq May 2, 2021
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switch slapped

When you switch lanes because your lane is going slow but the new lane starts going even slower.

This can happen on the highway when you switch lanes, or at a store when you switch checkout lines.

Combination of b^*&( slapped and "switch."
Deal with it brizzle, you just gots switch slapped.
by Ae5Ea8 September 13, 2016
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jap slap

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.
'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'
by idunapoo November 4, 2018
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