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Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.
“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”
by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021
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Self-Fluffing

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.
I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...
by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021
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Self-Fluffer

A person that strokes their own ego constantly by trying to build themselves up to others buy bragging about what they have and how great they are at everything.
That dude is a straight up self-fluffer that never stops bragging about how he is the big baller that has had ever woman in this town.
by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021
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Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general
I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.
by jondich February 12, 2021
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self-created difficulty

Unknowingly or unconsciously making an action harder for one to perform.
Charlie noticed that without realizing they are doing it, people sometimes make things harder for themselves, and/or occasionally for others to do. He named that action a "self-created difficulty."
by but for February 17, 2021
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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Self-enucleation

Self-enucleation Is When one mentally ill person wants to take out there eyes it’s a form of self mutation
My friend wants to gouge there eyes out
They must have’ Self-enucleation
by ScrewballChan March 12, 2021
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